AMAZINGLY ACCURATE Whatever you do

What It Means To Be Irish

   1) You will never play professional basketball.

   2) You swear very well.

   3) At least one of your cousins is a fireman, cop, bar owner, funeral
   home owner or holds political office.

   4) You think you sing very well.

   5) You have no idea how to make a long story short!

   6) There isn't a big difference between losing your temper and
   killing someone.

   7) Much of your childhood meals were boiled.

   8) You have never hit your head on a ceiling.

   9) You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling in prayer (ya
know ya were thinkin' about bein' bad whether ya did it or not).

   10) You're strangely poetic after a few beers.

   11) You are, therefore, poetic a lot.

   12) You will be punched for no good reason...a lot.

   13) Some punches directed at you are from legacies of past generations.

   14) Many of your sisters and/or cousins are named Mary, Catherine or
Eileen... and there is at least one member of your family with the full
name of Mary Catherine Eileen.

   15) Someone in your family is incredibly cheap. It is more than likely
you.

   16) You may not know the words, but that doesn't stop you from singing.

   17) You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking before you start
   talking.

   18) You're not nearly as funny as you think you are...but what you lack
in talent, you make up for in frequency.

   19) There wasn't a huge difference between your last Wake and your last
keg party.

   20) You are, or know someone, named Murph.

   21) If you don't know Murph then you know Mac. If you don't know Murph
or Mac then you know Sully. Then you probably know Sully McMurphy.

   22) You are genetically incapable of keeping a secret.

   23) You have Irish Alzheimer's... your forget everything but the
   grudges! (ah, so true!)

   24) "Irish Stew" is a euphemism for "boiled leftovers."

   25) All of your losses are alcohol related (loss of virginity, loss of
   drivers license, loss of money, loss of job, loss of significant
   other, loss of teeth from punch...) but it never stops you from
drinking.

   26) You have such a level of respect for the truth that you use it
   sparingly

you got this far you have to go to this joke page

Sending Old Men To War

CHINESE HOROSCOPE :
THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,
WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE
CHINESE NEW YEAR

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.

THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL

NO CHEATING !!!!

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th. SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6.

DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

6. Finally,